School’s Out

I enjoyed a trip to Disneyland
A place of good times and mirth
But it has some competition
For the “happiest place on Earth”.

For the happiest place I’ve ever seen
Brimming with laughter and cheer
Is a staffroom full of teachers
At the end of the school year! 🎉

 

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School’s out for summer!

Spider Veins

Spider veins, please go away
Don’t come back another day!
I had injections, you should be gone
But, instead, you press on…

Onwards you spread, purple and blue
What on earth am I to do? 
I’m tired of long pants in the heat
Perhaps I should admit defeat…

Let my legs have some fresh air
And worry not if people stare
Wear what I want, and be bold
It’s quite liberating (so I’m told). 

The Royal Family

We met the Royal Family
About four years ago
Not from a great distance
But right up close, you know.

It was an unplanned meeting
I must say, I was impressed
They looked so poised and regal
(While I felt under-dressed!)

We were on our best behaviour
And promised not to touch
It was sure was nice to meet ‘em
But they didn’t say too much…

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