Red Shoes

Went to Uluru on a family trip
And escaped the winter blues
Returned with many happy snaps
And a pair of new-look shoes.

Red’s not my usual colour
I never choose it in the store
But this red is oh-so-natural
Courtesy of the great outdoors.

These are now my favourite shoes
The red look completely rocks
But, somehow, I’m not a fan
Of the matching socks…

 
 

"Junk" Food

Decided not to cook tonight

Really couldn’t be stuffed
Washing, peeling, chopping?
I’ve done all those enough!

So I sat upon the couch
And ordered food online
Didn’t have to move an inch
That suited me just fine!

The delivery soon arrived
We hungry folk were glad
But soon disappointed…
The food was just so bad.

Covered in lashings of salt
Luke-warm and very greasy
Sure, it was convenient
But it made us all feel queasy 🤢

We knew we had to eat it
We had no choice, you see
Never mind, we washed it down
With a pint of beer (or three)!🍺