Compression tights are pricey
But I got mine for free š
All I had to do wasā¦
Have a little surgery!

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Compression tights are pricey
But I got mine for free š
All I had to do wasā¦
Have a little surgery!
āTwas my birthday recently
The big 5-0 is drawing near
Iām an “oldie” where I work
That much is very clear!
My colleagues are barely 20
(You can do the sumsā¦)
Just the other day, they said
āYou could be our Mum!ā
I hope I can be useful, and
Make them feel inspired
I just wish I had their energy
Instead of feeling tired!
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We boarded a domestic flight
Found our seats in a short while
My hubby asked āWant the middle?
Or would you prefer the aisle?ā
I glanced upon the window seat
There sat a blonde goddess
Tanned, thin, full of grace…
And wearing a short dress.
I turned to my dear husband
Replied with a wry smile
āHow about I take the middle
And you, hon, take the aisle?ā
We settled down into our seats
And as I fastened up my buckle
I glanced at her, then at him
And had a quiet chuckle.
Spider veins, please go away Donāt come back another day! I had injections, you should be gone But, instead, you press on⦠Onwards you spread, purple and blue What on earth am I to do? Iām tired of long pants in the heat Perhaps I should admit defeat⦠Let my legs have some fresh air And worry not if people stare Wear what I want, and be bold Itās quite liberating (so Iām told).
My poor hands are always cold
Forever turning white or blue
Alas, my woes do not end there
For my feet are icy, too.
Because I am so frosty
Nobody wants to touch
They say āStay away from me!ā
āIcicle hands!ā and suchā¦
But there is a silver lining
That makes it seem less dire
For I do enjoy warming up
In front of a toasty fire.
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A sunny Saturday at the beach š |
So I say (like my dear granny)