Ten fat, juicy sausages
Sizzling on the barbecue
(I can’t wait to eat them
With sauce, and onions too!)
If one of those fat sausages
Should fall onto the ground
It’ll soon be gobbled up
By our ever-hungry hound!

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Ten fat, juicy sausages
Sizzling on the barbecue
(I can’t wait to eat them
With sauce, and onions too!)
If one of those fat sausages
Should fall onto the ground
It’ll soon be gobbled up
By our ever-hungry hound!
There’s a cake stall coming up I’m deciding what to bake My scones never turn out well, but… I could say they are ‘rock cakes’!![]()
Really couldn’t be stuffed
Washing, peeling, chopping?
I’ve done all those enough!
So I sat upon the couch
And ordered food online
Didn’t have to move an inch
That suited me just fine!
The delivery soon arrived
We hungry folk were glad
But soon disappointed…
The food was just so bad.
Covered in lashings of salt
Luke-warm and very greasy
Sure, it was convenient
But it made us all feel queasy 🤢
We knew we had to eat it
We had no choice, you see
Never mind, we washed it down
With a pint of beer (or three)!🍺
So fudgy, rich, and gooey
Best when they’re still warm
Oh that smell! Oh that taste!
It’s like a perfect storm.
Really easy to prepare
And so quick to cook
Nutritional information?
It’s best not too look!
A big hit in my house
They just can’t be beaten
Not a single brownie
Is ever left uneaten!