I recall a young man named Dennis
Who got angry when he played tennis
Oh, he’d scream and shout
Throw his racquet about
That Dennis, he was quite a menace!
Tennis for Dennis
Tag: limerick
The Degree
I have a degree, on display
It hasn’t been used, I must say
I was quite deflated
Got a job unrelated
The best thing about it? The pay!
Poor Glen
There was a young gambler called Glen
Who owed cash to some serious men
They came for their loot
Gave him concrete boots
And poor Glen was not seen again.
Proud Ned Stark
A Game of Thrones limerick
There was a noble Stark named Ned
King Joffrey said “Off with his head!”
Joffrey’s mum Cersei
Advised some mercy
But sadly proud Ned wound up dead 😢
