I know this looks kinda bad
But I swear, it wasn’t me
This is how I found it…
I’m innocent, you see.
Why are you so angry?
I’m well-behaved and sweet
So how about a little ‘fetch’
And then a tasty treat?

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I know this looks kinda bad
But I swear, it wasn’t me
This is how I found it…
I’m innocent, you see.
Why are you so angry?
I’m well-behaved and sweet
So how about a little ‘fetch’
And then a tasty treat?
Won’t you let me come inside?
I swear, there won’t be trouble
Just open up the door for me
Please do it, on the double!
I promise not to make a mess
I promise I’ll be good!
I just want to be with you
Like any puppy would 💚
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